Feet in the sand,
Sunglasses on my face,
Hat on my head,
I’m in Surf City,
I’m in Surf City!
Watch me play my miniature golf,
Get it in the hole,
Panther’s biting my hand,
It hurts!
Tiki man, humping just for fun,
Feeding dolphins out of my hand coz I can!
Cannon penis!!!!
This Tiki man’s biting off my head,
Skee ball is fun!
Even though I’m really bad at it!
I am on a pirate ship, I’m going to kill you.
I’m in front of the ocean,
now I’m in the ocean.
Oh my God this pizza’s amazing!
Surf boards!
Why do I suck so much at skee ball?!
Ice cream!
Vacation over!
The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
(Source: goo.gl)
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
that’s the coolest thing ever.
Hahahahha pretty neat
How incredibly fucking awesome
I’m just sitting here mindblown
Just wow, there are no words for how amazing this is
Via Six Shooters
If I was a man
I’d just strut about in expensive suits ALL day, being dapper as fuck.
suited.booted.
all good.
just told my mate i’d be on speaking terms with them after they treated me like crap
thought it would make me feel better as i cant ignore them but now i just feel like shit cos i know i shouldn’t forgive them so easily
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